101 Times I Wished I’d Responded Thusly - 1

Or Should've Said This Instead. 2nd in the series of stories told in exactly 50 words. Yes, it's a thing.

One. Had a Match lunch with a sombrero-sporting ultra conservative.  We swapped likes, dislikes, what we did in our spare time. I said “Golf’s my passion.”  He responded that golf was a waste of a perfectly good walk.  I said a Republican was a waste of a perfectly fine hat.