101 Times I Wished I’d Responded Thusly - 2

3rd in the series of stories told in exactly 50 words. Yeah, these are pretty snarky. I'll work on it.

Two. At dinner he told me that my biggest problem was that I didn’t see what a fantastic catch he was.  I sipped my Pino and patted my ruby lips with a napkin.  Then smiled a gracious smile and said his biggest problem was that he didn’t own a mirror.