Crushed

4th in a series of 50 word stories.

Four.  My cousin got dumped. He was crushed, confused, and oh so heartbroken. He bled gargantuan tears. Nonstop. I said “there there,” and asked what happened.

He hiccuped and said “the jealous bitch was too insecure to handle my occasional checking out super hot chicks on Match. Just for fun.”